Hello and welcome to my watery world. My name is Ernie and I’m in charge of helping your school set up its free recycling account.

But first, a few fishy jokes to get everyone in the mood…

Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!

Did you laugh? That last one tickles me every time! And don’t worry, there are plenty more of where they came from!

Right, down to business. Signing up couldn’t be easier – once your teacher has had a check of our price list, they simply need to fill out the following form, and hey presto your school can download our freepost label and start raising money!

Sign up (for your teacher to complete)